what day is it......

So I havn't been blogging lately. Life has been moving, and I've been keeping up. Sort of.

Day 2 of school. Halleluyah - the kids were happy at 2:30, and played well together all afternoon, all evening. Why weren't they seperated earlier? Fraternal twins, but its like they were conjoined. I hope there won't be as much scarring.

Things that were good today ( in no particular order)

did not do any coursework
had an infrared sauna treatment
new laundry soap smells .....FUNTASTIC!!!
Corona
beach with the kids


I'd say wanting any more than that would send poor karma my way

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separated

and..........as of 8:30 this morning, I am officially separated. Separated, but more like the dead rotting portion of me was removed. Kinda like an appendectomy; moments before the appendix explodes; I've just been living too close to the crap, and I was ready to implode. Yeah - thats right; I am comparing myself to a healthy organ and bacteria. I can't even express how excited I will be when i can call myself a divorcee. Thats going to be just awesome. Then will the "cougar" title be just around the corner? Ahhh, good. I love nicknames.

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la casa de los Isobe..... it has a floor covered in dog hair and dust and pollen, and a fridge full of fruits and vegetables. The children are outside yelling and spraying water....and wow!! nice bark mulch.

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I"m totally over the yellow thing

So I've since realized that the yellow on my list was for lemons. Which is just great, cause if thats how my brain is functioning lately I'm in for a long and maybe not so windy road. Lemons....damn. I don't want to talk about the weiners.





A client of mine was describing today his need to get home and feed his son beef o'reno.

WHAT? This is the kind of thing I am shocked to hear.

I';m sorry, I thought I was in 1984. Or an episode of seinfeld.

Who in the hell eats Beef o'reno?

Well, it is fit for a king or a queeno.

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Maybe I saw something shiny, and was distracted

I'm so organized about lists when I go shopping. Cause I am just that together. Sure, its all right to be envious of me..........

Weiners
Yellow
cornmeal
milk
weiners

....but thats not all. I am fresh out of "yellow" cause I wrote it again on the right side.

Not only did I spell cornmeal incorrectly, but I am in such huge need of weiners that I wrote it twice, as well as whatever the hell yellow is.

.......If I only knew where I could buy some "yellow"

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first aid dammit......

First of all..... ouch! Such delicate little girly legs covered in bruises.

From monkey bars and other things girls with crazy upper body strength are able to do.

Second?

It's basic first aid.... wash the wound with soap, then put a frickin' bandaid on it. Infection city.

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Karma

Kids: Where is Daddy?

Me: He slept over at his friends house

Kids: Was it a boy or a girl?

Me: A boy

Kids: Hmm, do you think they slept in one bed?



Me: Mawahahahaha!!

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